Thursday, August 13, 2009

I missed my 100th blog post by one blog. Well, now two blogs. Well, I'm recognizing that I've missed my 100th blog post on blog 102. You get the idea.

I've dropped the ball. I've missed blog post 100. I've been planning on blog post 100 since March. So I'm going to celebrate blog post 100 on blog post 103. Blog post 103 will be the most interesting blog post you'll ever read. It will contain words and pictures. But not just any words and pictures, interesting words and pictures. Be there for blog post 103. Be there. Be there or be square. Be there.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Ruthie, revenge is not the best medicine. And trying to make a taser gun out of a remote control, a Jonas Brothers CD, and Red Bull will NEVER work.

The taser gun almost worked!

This, children, is a Telephone.

Crazy. I didn't even know they still made these. I wonder how much it would sell for on eBay. Probably alot. It's practically vintage.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

DRIVING TO THE JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!!!!!!!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

I'm a blogger. It's what I do.







Because there's no place like your place. Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck! I'm hungry. I think best at around 12:43 am to 12:47 am. Now that I have those things out of the way I would like say a few more things. I have a Twitter. It's Ruthiekrager. Follow me! Oh and of course the Ninjas are coming. So get a carwash and take a shower.

Monday, June 8, 2009

No comment at this time.

I feel like I've kicked my blog to the curb with the rest of my trash when it should be...I'm not quite sure where it should be but it should be somewhere important! Look at me, now I'm referring to my blog as "it". Let's face I'm treating my blog like the middle child of online communities. Sorry blog.

Only 20 more days until I meet my future husband Nick Jonas! Then only 15 more days until Thrive summer camp! I'm eating Lucky Charms right now and the Marshmallows are turning my hands green. When I was little I used to pick through the box until I got all the Green Marshmallows out. I watched the new episode of JONAS last night. It was amazing! I also watched the new Hannah Montana. It reached a new level of weirdness. Seriously, Miley you're 16 years old. I think It's time you give up the wig and try a real acting career. Or just give up acting you aren't good at all. While you're at it, Stop singing. Every time you sing, God kills a kitty. I also blogged on Cj's blog to promote my blog. I also made a new graphic for Cj's blog that he never blogs on!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Bread




















Several nights ago I went to work with my mom. My mom works at the local homeless shelter as the shelter manager. My dad is the shelter director. My mom does all sorts of things including cooking dinner for the residents. That particular night we baked some bread. We put the bread out for the residents to serve themselves. One guy (we will name him Ron) Ron came up to us and told us how this bread brought back memories to his childhood and how every night his mother baked bread and gave he and his three siblings the heels of the loaves as a bedtime treat. Ron went into great detail about how is mother made eight loaves of bread because his neighbors (who were also relatives) worked in the fields all day and his mother brought the bread for their lunch break.
It's really cool when you hit something unintentionally like that.

Monday, May 18, 2009

THE button

When the blackholes start forming and the universe begins to shred there’s only one thing left to do…

Push the button

Hooray for emergency buttons!